Monthly Archives: March 2011

Researchers Record Scream of the Damned

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[Please Note: There has been much debate whether this is real or not. I am not saying it is real or not, but we feel it is important enough to post it and let you the reader decide.]

These details are from the translation of an article in a Finnish newspaper named ‘Ammennusatia.’

A geological group who drilled a hole about 14.4 kilometers deep in the crust of the earth are saying that they heard human screams. Screams were heard from the condemned souls from earth’s deepest hole. Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the evil powers of hell up to the earth’s surface.

‘The information we are gathering is so surprising, that we are sincerely afraid of what we might find down there,’ stated Dr. Azzacov, the manager of the project in remote Siberia.

‘The second surprise was the high temperature they discovered in the earth’s center. ‘The calculations indicate the given temperature was about 1,100 degrees Celsius, or over 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit,’ Azzacov pointed out. ‘This is far more than we expected. It seems almost like an inferno of fire is brutally going on in the center of the earth.

‘The last discovery was nevertheless the most shocking to our ears, so much so that the scientists are afraid to continue the project. We tried to listen to the earth’s movements at certain intervals with supersensitive microphones, which were let down through the hole. What we heard turned those logically thinking scientists into trembling ruins. It was a sometimes a weak, but high pitched sound which we thought to be coming from our equipment,’ explained Dr. Azzacov.

‘But after some adjustments, we comprehended that indeed the sound came from the earth’s interior. We could hardly believe our ears. We heard a human voice, screaming in pain. Even though one voice was discernible, we could hear thousands, perhaps millions, in the background, of suffering souls screaming. After this gruesome discovery, about half of the scientists quit because of fear. Hopefully, that which is down there will stay there,’ Dr. Azzacov added.

“What unnerved the Soviets, apart from the voice recordings, was the appearance that same night of a fountainhead of luminous gas shooting up from the drill site. And out of the midst of this incandescent cloud pillar a brilliant being with bat wings revealed itself with the words (in Russian): ‘I have conquered,’ emblazoned against the dark Siberian sky.”

‘The incident was unreal; the Soviets cried out in terror,’ says Mr. Nummedal. Later that night, he saw ambulance crews circulating in the community. A driver he knew told him that they had been told to sedate everybody with a medication known to erase short term memory. The Soviets use this drug in the treatment of shock victims.

“As a communist, I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible, but as a scientist, I now believe in hell,” said Dr. Azzacove. “Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw, and what we heard. And we are convinced that we drilled through the gates of Hell!”

Dr. Azzacove continued, “..the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit.”

“We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first, we thought the sound was coming from our equipment.”

“But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human; they were the screams of millions of humans!

Do you know why Jacques Costeau, the famous underwater explorer, quit deep sea diving sometime before he died? It’s said that he stopped because he had heard in one of the underwater caves he was exploring, the sounds of people screaming.

There was also another time, when one of his men, who was in a diving bell in the deepest trench at the Bermuda Triangle, also had a similar experience. He signaled to be brought up immediately. After being revived from his shock, he told others of his frightening experience of hearing “Screams of people in pain.”

Déjà Vu

I don’t know if this is true or not but have you ever noticed that when you wanted something or thought of something, you get it. Here are few incidents that happened to me.

I was wearing the same spectacles for almost like two years and one day while I was cleaning the lens I thought to myself that it was high time I changed my old specs. Ever since that thought popped into my head, I kept thinking of changing my specs for like twice a day. And then suddenly two weeks after that thought my specs broke and I was forced to buy a new one. Coincidence!

What about the mobile phone I had. That too had a story. I had a Nokia 1600. It was a decent cell phone that even a ten-year-old could master it in like 5 min. I had it for like four years. Then when I got my first job, everybody at the office had a cool cell phone. I thought of owning a new phone ever since, and within a month I bought a Samsung Galaxy 3. I don’t know from where the money came from, but at the end of the month I was walking around and showing off with my new sexy gadget.

It doesn’t have to be stuff that you use in your everyday life. Here in India, you will find a hell lot of crows. They are menacing, cunning, irritating and brave flying creatures that have managed to learn the ways of human thinking. The most annoying thing about them is when they shit on top of your head while you are going under a tree. When you see a tree ahead of you, and you think of a crow crapping on top of your head, it happens. Yes, it’s true. And when you are with your friends, and you’re talking about something so interesting, and you pass under a tree without thinking about the crows, nothing happens.

I cannot say if it’s our mind playing tricks with us or who knows it might also be super intelligence. Our brain can use a maximum of 10 % only. If it crosses that mark, who knows what we humans can do? We could start teleporting and flying around. I exaggerated over there. Or did I???

The Headphone Error

A friend of mine was in his room with the door locked and watching porn on his PC. He had his headphones on his head. The sound was low, so he increased the volume to get a better feel to it. Before switching to the porn video, he opened the Wikipedia page and kept that minimized. That’s in case someone asked what he was doing inside his room with the door locked.

Suddenly, his mom started banging the door. He immediately switched off the porn, removed the headphones and maximized Wikipedia website.

When he opened the door, his mom started smacking his face hard and asked him how he could watch such filthy things. He lied by saying he didn’t watch anything filthy but instead he was reading an article on Wikipedia. But his mom wouldn’t believe him. After all the beatings and scolding he confessed that he was watching porn. His mom told him to remove all the wires from the PC and that he would never be able to switch on his PC ever again.

He slowly started to remove all the wires from his CPU, and when he was about to unplug the headphones from the CPU, he realized that the headphone pin wasn’t plugged into the headphones jack, but instead it was connected to the mic jack. So that explains why the sound was too low.

The moaning wasn’t from the headphones but instead from the speakers. That’s how his mom found out.