Toy Story (Just a Dirty Thought)
Andy has been with his toys till he was old enough to go to college. He played with them as if they were his only friends. His toys were alive. They had feelings for each other and most of all for Andy. He never knew they were alive all the time. His toys acted like toys when he was next to them, and the toys became active when nobody was present next to them.
So here it is, my dirty thought. Have the toys ever seen Andy masturbate? I mean his toys were there all the time in his room till Andy was old enough to go to college. Like all (maybe most) boys, there is no doubt that Andy used to Masturbate.
Do you think Woody and the other male toys tried to find where their penis was? And if they did tried to find it and found out they didn’t have one, what do you think happened after that? Did they start running and screaming around saying”O my God, I can’t find it, I can’t find it”? Do you think Mr. Potato Head asked his wife Mrs. Potato head,” How do we make babies?”
(Thinking loud to myself)
OMG!!! Seriously! Get a life.