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The Headphone Error

A friend of mine was in his room with the door locked and watching porn on his PC. He had his headphones on his head. The sound was low, so he increased the volume to get a better feel to it. Before switching to the porn video, he opened the Wikipedia page and kept that minimized. That’s in case someone asked what he was doing inside his room with the door locked.

Suddenly, his mom started banging the door. He immediately switched off the porn, removed the headphones and maximized Wikipedia website.

When he opened the door, his mom started smacking his face hard and asked him how he could watch such filthy things. He lied by saying he didn’t watch anything filthy but instead he was reading an article on Wikipedia. But his mom wouldn’t believe him. After all the beatings and scolding he confessed that he was watching porn. His mom told him to remove all the wires from the PC and that he would never be able to switch on his PC ever again.

He slowly started to remove all the wires from his CPU, and when he was about to unplug the headphones from the CPU, he realized that the headphone pin wasn’t plugged into the headphones jack, but instead it was connected to the mic jack. So that explains why the sound was too low.

The moaning wasn’t from the headphones but instead from the speakers. That’s how his mom found out.

//THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU… BE CAREFUL.//

When my dad said ,”Choose yr laptop son”

Introduction

The day I entered ICAT (Image College of Arts, Animation & Technology), I asked my dad if he could get me a laptop. His answer was always like I’ll see about that or he just nods his head and that means he’s doubtful… I stayed in an apartment in Kalpagam Avenue in MRC Nagar. There were 6 of us.

There was this guy named Hari Haran. A smart guy :-). When I entered my apartment for the first time I saw his computer and I was like – OOOOO Shit…When am I going to get one like that…..Everyday I dreamt  to own one like that…Every month I reminded my parents to get me a laptop.

Why I never got one in the first place?

Its not that my parents didn’t have money or that they can’t afford to buy a laptop. I have two sisters… and whenever my parents wanted to send me the money my sisters would call my parents to send them some  money for giving their college fees or their hostel fees.

I waited for…… How I got a ……….

I waited for 2 years to get a laptop……. This year 09  in the month of May, I got the opportunity to go to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. The place I was brought up and studied till grade 12th. I was there for just a week.  Two days left to get back to Chennai and my dad asks me if I wanted to go out with him somewhere.

Well I have 2 days left to be with them so…yeah…why not… Just the two of us…. kept going….. reached Olaya ( a damn rich and luxury place). Stopped in front of computer store……. OK son, go in and choose your laptop….What the ****………Your kiddin’ me right…… Went in and chose the best laptop….. Saw the price and O Shit. No way my dad is gonna get that one……

Walked out of the shop with the very same laptop I chose. It was worth SAR 6,000. In Indian rupees its worth Rs 75,000 to 80,000 with a descent config….

– Intel Core 2 Duo P8600 2.40Ghz
– 400 GB – 4 GB RAM
– 15.4″ TruBrite Dispaly
– NVIDIA® GeForce® 9600M GT with 512 MB dedicated VRAM
– DVD Super Multi Drive
– Vista Home Premium

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