A friend of mine was in his room with the door locked and watching porn on his PC. He had his headphones on his head. The sound was low, so he increased the volume to get a better feel to it. Before switching to the porn video, he opened the Wikipedia page and kept that minimized. That’s in case someone asked what he was doing inside his room with the door locked.
Suddenly, his mom started banging the door. He immediately switched off the porn, removed the headphones and maximized Wikipedia website.
When he opened the door, his mom started smacking his face hard and asked him how he could watch such filthy things. He lied by saying he didn’t watch anything filthy but instead he was reading an article on Wikipedia. But his mom wouldn’t believe him. After all the beatings and scolding he confessed that he was watching porn. His mom told him to remove all the wires from the PC and that he would never be able to switch on his PC ever again.
He slowly started to remove all the wires from his CPU, and when he was about to unplug the headphones from the CPU, he realized that the headphone pin wasn’t plugged into the headphones jack, but instead it was connected to the mic jack. So that explains why the sound was too low.
The moaning wasn’t from the headphones but instead from the speakers. That’s how his mom found out.
//THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU… BE CAREFUL.//
At home in Riyadh….
The only one who uses the computer everyday is me, my mom and my dad. When my dad comes home from work he goes straight to the computer to check if he has got a mail from his manager. My mom uses the comp when she has to type a question paper for the students in her class. As for me I use the system for surfing the net, playing games, hearing music and watching movies. Nothing else… hey I’m telling you the truth… OK fine…. I tried to open some porn sites before but in Saudi Arabia all the porn sites are blocked. So I never got the chance to see how a porn would look like till grade 10th.
The first time I saw 1……….
I saw the first porn movie in school when I was in grade 10th during camp day. I remember when I opened the class room door I saw all my friends around a table with a laptop on it. Their eyes where all out of their sockets and they were all drooling. Hmmmmm…… What could they be watching? I went over and tried to peep over their heads to get a glimpse and then …….. Hehe…… got high fever that night 🙂
My dad as usual came from work and went straight to the comp., my mom was in the kitchen and me and my sisters were watching a movie on HBO. My dad suddenly called me and my mom to the bed room where the computer is and closed the door. He looked at me and said,” Son, You and I know very well who uses the computer the most. Could you please explain this to me”.
The monitor was off. My dad switched it on and …….. O shit……. WTF…….. No way…….. can’t be……..
A porn site was opened. My mom just started barking at my dad telling him why did he had to show it in front of her while I was there. While my dad and mom was arguing I tried to memorize the site name but couldn’t. My dad closed the page…… snif…..
The problem is when my dad opens the internet explorer, this porn site is the home page. My dad called a computer mechanic to change the home page. I would’ve changed it. Well, I guess my dad didn’t trust me then. He even started asking all his colleagues at office if these porn sites get open if a new dvd writer is installed ( I bought a dvd writer before this incident). And the best part is my dad’s colleagues said,”Yes, absolutely”. Damn those idiots. Could have stuffed a camel in their mouth if I was present when they were telling that to my dad.
Advice from the best lecturers
My dad gave me a good advice to the mistake I didn’t make. Great! Two years later I finished my grade 12th and got a seat in a digital media college in Chennai, India. I was at the airport with my family. Just another 20 mins for the me to get the boarding pass and rendezvous. My dad and mom called me aside and gave me a 10 min advice.
Dad: Son, You are now entering a new life and the freedom you are going to get is much more than here (Saudi Arabia). Your friends will force you to drink alcohol stuffs (beer, brandy, whisky, whatever), go ahead and take a sip but please don’t make it a habit.
Mom: No, don’t even take a sip.
Dad: Be very carefull when u get a girlfriend. Study the girl’s character before she tells you her name.
Mom: Don’t get a girlfriend. We will find the right one for you.
Dad: All the sites are open in India. Don’t take that as an advantage. Use the internet for your study purposes. Maybe your friends will show you a porn site, k, watch, as a man i know you will be tempted to see one but don’t make that a habit.
Mom: NEVER….. If your friends show you that filthy stuff just walk out of the room and forget those friends of yours.
Got my boarding pass, entered the plane and goodbye Saudi Arabia.
At Chennai, India
The first time I drank beer and got drunk was with my dad’s brother-in-law.
My room mates were watching porn and yeah ………. 🙂
Don’t have a girlfriend yet but the time will come when I will be with the right girl.
During your school days your parents keep telling you.”Do your home work”, “Study this” “Study that”. When you keep your work pending and only a week is left for your exam, you get so tensed and you think out loud, ” O shit, I got hell lot of things to mug up”.
Well, here is a true story that happened to me a few days ago. 🙂
I had 7 under-wears. At the end of the week I wash all 7 so that I can wear it for the next week. When i say wash it, it means by hand and not by mans greatest achievement – The Washing Machine. At the end of the last week I reached my room at 8 pm and thought to my self,” Its only 8. I have time till 12 am to wash my under-wears. No probs “. I went straight to my laptop and watched a movie called District 9. After the movie got over I was so lazy to wash that I thought I could wash after sometime and I put the alarm for 11 pm and I went back straight to the laptop.
For get it. I’ll wash it tomorrow. Went to bed.
O shit! I don’t have a clean underwear to wear to college (had to be in college by 10.30 am). No probs. I’ll just buy another underwear and wash the rest once I come back to my room. Went to the shop and bought 7 under-wears instead of one. Nice…..
End of the week……
Put all 14 under-wears in a bucket of water……..added washing detergent…….. started washing all 14 under-wears……..took me 4 hours (including 7 socks and 7 baniyans) ……ended the washing with a severe back, arm and leg pain…….. went to bed crucified.
Something doesn’t seem right with me………my head is heavy……everything is distorted…….whats going on……. went to my cupboard and took out a thermometer…….put it in my mouth…..waited for 1 min and 30 secs………removed it and O SHIT, SHIIIIIIIIT……102……….Damn……..
In the hospital……
The fee is Rs 100. k. No probs. He gave me a prescription. No probs. I fall ill very rare. Went to medical store and bought the medicines for Rs. 280.
MORAL OF THE STORY
If you are a student
Never keep any thing pending. Do it immediately.
If you are a college student staying in a hostel
Shit!!!I wish my mom was here.
If you are a married man
Wear a helmet. You can expect your wife to blow your head with a frying pan for buying so many under-wears for her to wash.